tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17907312.post113849716345275510..comments2008-04-25T14:44:34.895-05:00Comments on Chepner's House: Youth...boy does it feel good!Chephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04037647859602468789noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17907312.post-1138671378545125822006-01-30T19:36:00.000-06:002006-01-30T19:36:00.000-06:00I didn't know you were taking water aerobics!I've ...I didn't know you were taking water aerobics!<BR/><BR/>I've never looked like more of an idiot than when I took that class... (DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!)<BR/>The belts are clearly just there to humiliate...causing their victims to flop back and forth...Like being sawed in half in a magic show...both ends work, but don't coordinate. And there's the sinking...<BR/>"Miss, do you need to double up your belts??" <BR/>UGH! Then the fast doggie kick across the pool...I got the world's WORST charlie horse in my foot. I just floated in the middle of the pool mouthing curse words. The entire class was lined up at the side, staring at me...<BR/><BR/>On top of THAT, the instructor was the same gay man who hit on Tom at a previous party. Tom didn't know he was being hit on. He was just making conversation..The swim instructor was most pissed off to find out Tom was a straight married man..."But he talked to me for an hour in the kitchen..."<BR/>He shot death looks my way over the keg.<BR/>"Is Tom gay?" I asked my friend Rob, the host...who had told me about the drama Tom unwittingly inflicted.<BR/><BR/>"Tom's so not gay, Ange. And even if he was, he'd still be with you..."<BR/>(smiles...note to self, call Rob)<BR/><BR/>Anyway, the swim instructor recognized me later that week...and I'm convinced tried to drown me.<BR/><BR/>Nope. I don't like water aerobics.<BR/><BR/>The end.Angeline Rose Larimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18058615711696995128noreply@blogger.com