tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17907312.post113857762355545516..comments2008-04-25T14:44:34.895-05:00Comments on Chepner's House: What's Your Embarassing Childhood Story?Chephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04037647859602468789noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17907312.post-1139120766594408192006-02-05T00:26:00.000-06:002006-02-05T00:26:00.000-06:00Hehehheheeeeeeee to all of these stories.When I wa...Hehehheheeeeeeee to all of these stories.<BR/><BR/>When I was probably three my dad took me to the grocery store with him and when we got up to the check out I reminded him in a clear and loud voice that he forgot to get the "horse cock". That was his slang term for bologna, well prior to that day. I never heard my father say horse cock again....fineartisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03004913358409783650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17907312.post-1138881511228875782006-02-02T05:58:00.000-06:002006-02-02T05:58:00.000-06:00I chased my unwary and naked dad round the kitchen...I chased my unwary and naked dad round the kitchen, brandishing the talcum powder, because as everyone knows when you're young, if you've just got out of the bath you have to have talc on your bottom. Apparently he had to keep his bits hidden, keep his back to me, and keep running, and had to holler my mum for help.<BR/>I was their eldest. Then they learned.<BR/><BR/>Not as funny as yours, I can just imagine, 'Ooh thats an uncomfy lump, now, where to get rid of it?'<BR/>Rofl :-)Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02646936995485109020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17907312.post-1138665524843316872006-01-30T17:58:00.000-06:002006-01-30T17:58:00.000-06:00Yours beats any I can think of.I'm checking all th...Yours beats any I can think of.<BR/><BR/>I'm checking all the boots in the house from now on!<BR/><BR/>(There was a mysterious puddle on the kitchen floor today, and I asked around...but sometimes, you just don't want to know the answer.)Angeline Rose Larimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18058615711696995128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17907312.post-1138653585628422782006-01-30T14:39:00.000-06:002006-01-30T14:39:00.000-06:00My FIL has one about his niece. Firstborn grandchi...My FIL has one about his niece. Firstborn grandchild was being shown off around the school (he was the janitor) and she really did look like an angel. Big blue eyes, long blond wavy hair. She was examining something on her fingertip and Grandad says "What do you have there, Lynnemarie?" and little angel replies "I don't know, Granda, I found it in ma nose"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com