Monday, October 23, 2006
We wonder why dogs bite
Each year I try to put it on her. Each year the screenplay is the same.
**On the floor playing with the dog trying to divert her attention from the outfit on the table.***
Eventually I corner the dog and get the hat on her head.
Chep: Come here pepper!
Chep: Pepper come here and show daddy how cute you are!
(Pepper: if you think I am going ANYWHERE in this rediculous outfit you're as crazy as you look)
Chep: OK - I will come and take your picture in the hallway then
(Pepper: Whatever dude - just take the damn photo and get this sh** off me!)
Mr Chep: Poor Pepper - come here I will take that off your head
Chep: NO! I want to take her picture! She can take it off in a minute!
Mr Chep: Whatever
(Pepper: Male Master! I thought you were on my side you snot bag.)
Chep: OK - you can take it off now
(Pepper: Thank goodness!) ***proceeds to swipe at her head until the witch hat falls off***