Friday, July 21, 2006

Meme I Stole From Kelscraggly


What is your salad dressing of choice?
Red French/Catalina/Western….depends on where you’re from on what ya call it.

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?

What is your favorite sit down restaurant?

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?

Name three foods you detest above all others.
Coconut, Canteloupe, peas

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
Hot and sour soup

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Depends on the location of the pizza joint. Iowa – Pepperoni. Chicago – SAUSAGE!

What do you like to put on your toast?
Canadian Raspberry Preserves

What is your favorite type of gum?
I love them all.(well except grape)

Number of contacts in your cell phone?
More than Mr. Chep

Number of contacts in your email address book?
Work - So many you just might gag.

What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Home: Clouds. Work: Daisy (Both photos I took myself)

What is your screensaver on your computer?

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?
Well Mr. Chep and I share computers….so hard tellin.

How many land line phones do you have in your house?

How many televisions are in your house?

What kitchen appliance do you use the least?

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?
XM Radio - online

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?

Are you right handed or left handed?

Do you like your smile?

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Teeth (not wisdom)

Would you like to?
Not really…

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
I’m too quick to read.

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?

When was the last time you had a cavity?
A year ago

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
My fat butt out of bed.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Briefly when I hit a fence full speed.

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Not sure I would.

How do you express your artistic side?
Preparing candies.

What color do you think you look best in?

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
Mama Chep would kill me before I made it there.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
I worked in a park and mowed regularly so bugs were on the menu often.

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?

How often do you go to church?

Have you ever saved someone’s life?
If you count giving blood…then yeah.

Has someone ever saved yours?
People have saved my ass…

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
Tax free?

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?

Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?
Do I get to choose?

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
I have had dismemberment insurance and never did – so I’m thinkin no.

Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yeah – but I’m not sure I could give up the flickr.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Not sure I could do that….

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Yeah – I love me some hot sauce.

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Nope, couldn’t do that.

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
My hair grows fast – and most people pay to have their bodies waxed so SURE!

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?

Monday, July 17, 2006

Toasted Cheese

Named after the sandwich Grandma R. used to make. Here's the make-up:
*2 slices of bread. Toasted
*1 slice of american cheese
*30 seconds in the microwave.
***Hot***Gooey***kinda soggy***
Pretty much sums up my day - so here it is.

Rattle, rattle, rattle.
The smell of Limburger on my face.
Must be time for Pepper (Jack) to get up.
It's already 80 degrees at 6:00AM. Damn gonna be a hot one.

A little shredded wheat and the paper get me going for the day. Iowa news - a little on the dry side.

The boss left me a message - out sick. Hopefully he'll come back as a Fresh Jack.

I wrote 1 report, fixed a major curd, and when I stepped out at lunch it was 107. Talk about Frying Cheese!

Pepper (Jack) and I had lunch together - and on my way back to work - Hickey called me, he was one brick shy of a full load. Freaking out over work. I got the (Texas) Longhorn smoothed over and started to churn away at my second report of the day.

After word that we might get storms I made a call down to Maytag (blue cheese) to talk to Mr. Chep about dinner. We decided to take both cars up to the north side and park in the garage at the mall to protect them from the baseball sized hail on it's way to CR.

Dinner at a chainy, Irish wanna be pub. Had me a blue cheese burger, with some sort of nasty gravy on it. I do not recommend combining gravy and blue cheese. Ick.

We avoided the rain, wind and potential hail and headed back home.

This is when I fell upon Zilla's contest.

So here it is. My days are so dull I had to integrate cheese in the story. Boy do I have a boring life.